1. Leaving your wallet at the Verizon Center.
2.Leaving your wallet on the roof of your van.
3.Yelling at your middle child by using the dogs name.
4.Not remembering ending a phone conversation with a friend.
5.Making a doctors appointment for your baby but using your name and then getting frustrated when they can’t find “Andrea” in the system.
6.Constantly [...]
I do not call my son a jackass, instead I call my children the young version of the t.v. show Jackass. This is my story and I will not veer from it.
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About our little family.
1.Keith went to the doctor yesterday and found out he has lost about 45 pounds the past year. It just goes to show you that I knew what I was talking about when I called him a fat a head.
2. Not to say that losing 45 pounds over the course of a [...]
He shoves a tiny cluster of grapes underneath the sofa cushions to make raisins but doesn’t tell his mother and just waits for her to find them while trying to clean the house which is a pointless task because the small people who live in the house do things like hide grapes to make raisins. [...]
Would really have to be a challenge. Not that I would know. Wait, I do actually know. I lived with my best friend for a year in college and it was the best time ever. I am fairly certain that it helped that we did not live with our parents and we were in college. [...]
For thirty-three years of marriage! Over the past thirty three years they have…
raised two daughters
adopted three dogs (if we didn’t save these dogs they would have been sent to glue factories)
rescued six cats
lived with two birds
bought one goldfish named dog
bought five houses in several different cities
achieved four degrees: one bachelors, two masters, and one Ph.d
paid [...]
Tonight I am tired, so I would like to present a list of things/events/ situations that I find cool and not cool…Keep in mind I am a mother of three so my cool will be different than your cool. Unless you are also a mother. Or maybe a father. Or maybe someone who likes to [...]
We took the kids to see the Caps play. Aiden’s second game and Madeleine’s first. It was one of the first times we have done something as a family since Charlotte has come along. We really prefer not to be in public with the kids, if you have met them it is easy to understand [...]