On behalf of cats everywhere I (Duncan the cat) would like to file a formal complaint against you for the following grievances:
1. On October 8th at 7:45 pm. It was discovered that you coated me with toothpaste. Not just a little. A whole tube of Sponge-bob minty fresh toothpaste. At this time I would not [...]
My in-laws came for a short visit this weekend. They have three daughters who mesh very well with Aiden and Madeleine. This is good because they keep each other busy. This is bad because they keep each other busy. Let me set the stage for with with a little forshadowing…
Last weekend, cousin Ryan was over [...]
Because somehow you offically are a little girl. The preschool days seem to be gone and the toddler years are a fading memory. Its hard to fathom how big you are when only five short years ago I was desperate to meet you. Desperate to have you become a person on your own. Within minutes [...]
As many of you know I have been getting rid of my junk. A lot of it. Last week I removed twelve bags of junk stuff from the basement. It’s hard to believe I kept all these items, feeling like they were important. I wasn’t even going to touch the basement for awhile but something [...]
Involved kidnapping one of Madeleine’s friends so I could keep her out of my hair. I had about five hours of peace with Lucy here keeping Deedsey busy. I wanted to watch pretend to watch the Michigan State-Michigan football game. I really just used it as an excuse to sit down and eat lots of [...]
So I got myself a job. A real job! I have not had a real job in six years. Ok, I have been working for six years but no one has paid me in cash on a regular basis. I have gotten paid with endless amounts of love (awwww gag) and endless amounts of temper [...]